Running Naked With the Tigers Is Not a Good Idea
Police say two men fired from the Tiger Haven big cat sanctuary in Kingston, Tennessee decided they would run through the place naked.
This is a place with more than 250 tigers, lions and other big cats.
Luckily, for the men, all they lost was a little dignity when they were arrested.
Police say 22-year-old Jake B. Loftis (pictured) and 26-year-old Samuel J. Adams (not the be confused with the brewer-patriot) got the idea after they “got to drinking,” which is how a lot of these stories seem to start.
See an appropriately blurry photo of Loftis in the Weird Crime Mug Shot Hall of Shame.
Photo © Roane County (Tennessee) Sheriff’s Office