Top Peeves that Dogs have about humans
This is an old one, but I thought it was worth sharing.
1. Blaming your farts on me…
not funny…not funny at all!!!
2. Yelling at me for barking.
I’m a friggin’ dog you idiot!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you’re not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! WhoooHooooo – what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for ‘the big snip’,
Then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven’t quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters.
Hello??? Haven’t you noticed the fur?
Now lay off me on some of these things. We both know who’s boss here!
You don’t see me picking up your poop do you?
And for the cat lovers…
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.
Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.
Dogs have Masters, Cats have Staff.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
PetEdge voluntarily recalled a brand of pet toothpaste – Top Performance Pro Dental Toothpaste with toothbrush kit.
Please be careful with your holiday meals – don’t share too much with your four legged family! Just in case – the Animal Poison Control Center’s emergency hotline at (888) 426-4435.
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Wishing you and your pet the best,
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