Zoo Charges Patrons to Make Chimp Feed Tiger Cub

Blog Guy, I guess this is a tough time for you. I mean, it’s summer and people are doing other things, so your blog traffic must have dropped.

Yeah, it always plummets during the summer months.

Is there anything you can do to attract readers? You know, any little tricks?

Well, normally when it gets really bad I pay a chimpanzee to feed milk to a tiger cub. Then I get photos that are adorable beyond comprehension, and run them in my blog.

No way! Doesn’t that violate some kind of Blogger Code of Ethics or something?

Only if the blogging authorities catch me doing it. You won’t tell anybody, will you?

Nah, but you’re the one who has to live with yourself after this.

Please help put an end to this kind of abuse, where baby wild animals are bred, ripped from their mothers and then pimped out for profit.

Two-year-old chimpanzee “Do Do” feeds milk to “Aorn”, a 60-day-old tiger cub, at Samut Prakan Crocodile Farm and Zoo in Samut Prakan province on the outskirts of Bangkok July 30, 2011. The crocodile farm, used as a tourist attraction, houses some 80,000 crocodiles and is the largest in Thailand. REUTERS/Sukree Sukplang

http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2011/08/01/warning-contents-may-be-too-cute-for-some-viewers/